May 2012
“You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.”
– Marilyn Manson (via pizzafreek)
“Don’t be someone that searches, finds, and then runs away”
– Paulo Coelho (via kari-shma)
Go wash the dishes... →
funniest10k:
“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me coffee!”
“Go do the laundry!”
“Go hang the clothes!”
“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
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teacher: do you understand now?
me: yeah, totally
teacher: walks away
me: the fuck did she just say
writing etc. on an exam because you cant remember any more examples
sex-with-cats:
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
no i am actually really terrified that no one will ever fall in love with me
When you can't find your homework inside your bag. →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is hilarious
queefjerkey:
my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
April 2012
my reaction to everything: omg
