thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

(via vakarrrian)



trust:

still wondering how they made this movie

image

(via bass-archibald)


radthai:

knowing you’ll never see that hot stranger againimage

(via kylesassimmons)


rowena: i'm looking over the plans
godric: yeah
rowena: what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor
godric: oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason
rowena: why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school
godric: safest place
rowena: fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere
[in the distance]
salazar: there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong

dapussnboots:

ME VS THE REAL WORLD

dapussnboots:

ME VS THE REAL WORLD

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


beben-eleben:

Life goal


lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

you’re welcome

lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

imageyou’re welcome

(via 10knotes)


spooktre:

Are cats even real?

(via darksilenceinsuburbia)


compliment:

do you ever want to talk about someone with your friend but they are friends too

(via death-by-lulz)